Who was so excited to learn that Michele Bachmann is now the proud owner
of a Swiss passport? The seven thousand belligerent tipsters who wrote
in DEMANDING IN THE STRONGEST POSSIBLE TERMS AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT OF
HORRIFIED OUTRAGE FROM YOUR WONKETTE ARE VERY EXCITED.
Do you know that
this all-caps screaming sometimes makes your Wonkette slightly less
inclined than normal to type up a dumb thing about Michele Bachmann?
Anyway, here is our official position: Your Wonkette expresses its
profound condolences to Switzerland in light of its recent acquisition
of loudmouth nutjob Michele Bachmann to its citizenship rolls. She is a
well-to-do lady who is very adept at wheedling money out of the government to buy herself expensive homes, so watch out for her, Switzerland. She is already trying to butter you up. READ MORE »
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