Sunday, June 21, 2009

No Oil In North Korea Says U.S.

WASHINGTON DC - USA - A spokesman for the Pentagon has announced that U.S. forces will not be invading N. Korea any time soon because there is no oil there.

Speaking from the Pentagon, Theobold Reznick told reporters: "Until we find that there is oil in N. Korea we will NOT be invading. I don't care if they've got nuclear weapons and WMD's coming out of their assholes, we ain't invading that sucker because a) they don't have oil, b) they might actually fight back."...........

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