Tuesday, September 06, 2011

Latest Scott Walker Fundraiser: Ask Rich Ladies To Give Him Their Purses

Villain prince Scott Walker has grown tired of the crumbling governor’s mansion the state of Wisconsin gave him as a fortress against the pitchfork mobs of voters that usually hunt him down wherever he goes, so he needs cash to insulate the walls from the noises of the commoners. And what do aristocrats do when they need money to fix up their castles?

They throw a wine and croquet luncheon, of course, during which Scott Walker’s wife will mug the assembled crowd of rich ladies who attend these sorts of things and auction off their expensive handbags back to one another for the highest price. How clever! The rich ladies love these sorts of games. All of them except one, who heard about this weird scheme in her invitation from the first lady and forwarded it to the media, because it is weird. READ MORE »

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