Tuesday, September 06, 2011

Conservative Professor Protests Use of Term ‘Tea bagger’ In Front of Ladies

How is America’s Socialist Patriarchy oppressing women lately? This time it’s truly awful: college professors are referring to America’s patriots as “tea baggers” in classrooms! WHAT?!? Now some of you may not know this, but the term “tea bagging” leads a sneaky double life, both as a term for the hazy Jesus warrior collective trying to trample the federal government with their heedless army of scooters, and also as an oral sex act involving testicles.

This is offensive to student lady ears in classrooms everywhere according to University of North Carolina criminology professor Mike Adams, who asserts that right-wing women should not be sexually harassed by professors talking about nuts. Nuts! There is another term that has two meanings. GAH. There we go again! READ MORE »

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