The “Michele Bachmann is insane” news stories every day now are getting to the point where we are all just doing a sort of Michele Bachmann Mad Libs each time, something along the lines of, “Michele Bachmann is terrified of _(noun)_ because Jesus once told her in a dream that _(U.S. federal agency name)_ sodomized someone from _(book of the Bible)_ and started making _(genocidal dictator name)_ insist in writing that her husband ask to be called _(gay male stripper name)_ every time they hold hands.”
Today’s Michele Mad Libs winner is the LA Times with their article “Michele Bachmann lives in fear of Renaissance Fairs” for pointing out that Leonardo Da Vinci’s 15th-century art is on her list of terror suspects charged with ruining America. Time to Guantanamo that Leonardo bitch! READ MORE »
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