Wednesday, April 06, 2011

The Global Conspiracy Is Complete: Glenn Beck Leaving Fox News Show

According to a press release, Glenn Beck is officially going to “transition off” his show later this year and will no longer be seen by the few remaining holdouts holed up in official Glenn Beck-brand bomb shelters across the nation.

Fox and Beck’s production company, Mercury Radio Arts (which is, yes, probably so named just to annoy the ghost of Orson Welles) simultaneously announced they were partnering to work on a few specials for the channel, but let’s be honest, that’s just to distract us — this means Glenn is probably dead.

True patriots knew he would one day give his life for speaking the truth, and it appears the Stalin clone army made by illegal immigrant geneticists working for The Muslims finally came to murder Glenn at his Alamo. READ MORE »

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