Monday, October 03, 2011

Tea Party Leader’s Hooker Sex Scandal Unfairly Ruining All His Fun

Chicago teabagger organizer-goon king Steve Stevlic mysteriously went AWOL at his own TEACON lunatic festival that he put together this weekend after Gawker reported that he was arrested in 2010 for being a hooker-sex fiend who also, like all such “family values people,” compensated by screaming profusely at a Democrat sex cheater on Twitter.

Neat how that “moral math” works, right? Despite having absolved himself thus, Stevlic was still a no-show at his teabagger demon circus, so from now on what we can all say about Steve Stevlic is that he loves sex with prostitutes more than he loves patriotism.

Stevlic meanwhile meekly sent out a lecturing “official statement” from his hiding cave compound asking what everyone’s problem is, why care about a silly sex scandal more than “issues,” etc. Except that judging from our daily Google News homepage, sex scandals are actually the Only Issue that America cares about. So, uh, good luck with that argument, Steve! READ MORE »

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