- PUMApac-leader Darragh Murphy
AP - Springfield, IL - In a room atop the Illinois Schoolbook Depository, PUMApac and Just Say No Deal leaders stared out the window, looking down onto the first Obama-Biden rally and steeled themselves.
Earlier this morning, the two massive coalitions had a massive collective aneurysm when Senator Joe Biden was chosen over Hillary Clinton to be the vice-presidential candidate.
PUMA official Darragh Murphy said:
“The 58 of us have tried EVERYTHING to unify this party. We’ve politely asked the DNC to overthrow Obama and “install” Hillary when it was obvious to everyone that they fixed this election. And when that didn’t happen we said fine, now you at least have to make her vice-president.
And now look what Howard Dean and Donna Brazile have done. They picked this old white man, who is obviously a racist - unlike Hillary and Bill - to be the VP when it should have gone to Hillary. I mean look at her, she doesn’t have a gray hair on her head.
If Obama is really about change he should have selected a woman or a Republican or some choice that made sense. We can’t understand why people don’t listen to us when we’re the voice of reason.”
- Just Say No Deal’s top dog Will Bower
Will Bower of Just Say No Deal’s coalition of 17 strong-and-true Democrats had this to add:
“We plan to make our presence known in Denver. We’ll be there, along with the Pumette Liberation Army, to successfully overthrow this ticket. Watch out!”
When told that the Denver Police will be keeping strong security in and around the Pepsi Convention Center, Bower responded:
“Okay, well, we’re still working out the details but our whole point is to challenge the democratic process and anything legal.”
And with that, he popped a can of Coke and threw it out the window, hoping to hit something.
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