As Wonkbot (the dean of the military masturbation-joke press corps) first reported, the Navy has opened an investigation into a series of instructional videos made by the former Executive Officer of the USS Enterprise, Captain Owen Honors, after The Virginian-Pilot got its hands on this guy’s clip show of favorite moments.
And wow, this guy really is the world’s greatest sketch comedian! Why did he ever decide to be in the military? He could have created the world’s best selling line of “these two Navy ladies are pretending to take a shower together but aren’t really!” DVDs. Sailors on this important Iraq-shooting boat were audience to the best in comedy, from mock masturbation to mock sodomy to mock dick shots to mock donkey sex to mock semen (seamen semen!). Comedy gold after the jump! READ MORE »
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