Thursday, January 20, 2011

Reagan Boys Disagree On Dad’s Dementia, Much Else

Ancient lizard god Ronald Reagan achieved many things during his 93 years on Planet Earth, one of which was the actual creation of Planet Earth (modern conservative scholars will confirm this, so don’t argue).

It seems our greatest president’s 100th birthday will occur this February 6 (mark your calendar with eagle tears, plan a seance, etc.), so both his actual son and his unwanted adopted son are marking the occasion by releasing dad-themed books: The New Reagan Revolution: How Ronald Reagan’s Principles Can Restore America’s Greatness is from the adoptee, Michael, and My Father at 100is by balletic son Ron.

Apparently these two really hate each other, mainly because they can’t agree on just when Pop started to go a bit funny in the head. READ MORE »

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