Monday, October 04, 2010

HALLOWEEN: SATAN'S BIRTHDAY DRAWETH NIGH!

10 Trick or Treating Tips For Holyweeners
Start by hurling a bucket of warm lamb's blood into the faces of trick or treaters, yelling, "I plead the blood Power of the Perfect Lamb over you, foul Demons!" Read More>

Turn Halloween into a Fun Filled Night of Wiccan Hunting!
Wiccans are generally overweight, of pale complexion and pierced. They are seasonal creatures who nest in the wooded area surrounding your local Baptist church. Read More>

Take a Blood-Curdling Tour of Your Local Baptist Hell House!
The first Hell House ever made took place in a two room shack at the end of a dirt road off Interstate 7 near Freehold, Iowa. Read More>

Godly Halloween Gifts

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