Monday, October 18, 2010

Joe Miller Arrests Reporter For Asking Illegal Questions Read more at Wonkette: Wonkette — The D.C. Gossip

Dear Liberal Alaska Media: Joe Miller was not flirting with you when he said “I will not answer anymore questions about myself or my campaign, get bent.” Sure, you might have been confused because isn’t Joe Miller running for United States Senate? Maybe. Or maybe you should mind your own business? Either way, Joe Miller will arrest you. Joe Miller is a lawyer, so he knows there is plentiful legal precedent for handcuffing people who ask you questions. “Questions” is actually one of the grievances in the Declaration of Independence. (“We’re tired of King George’s constant questions. Next time he opens his trap, Ben Franklin is gonna handcuff your dumb Limey king to a kite, and then let him float around in a lightning storm.”) Um, Joe Miller should probably stop arresting people and just say “no comment.” READ MORE »

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