When I was 18, people called me Donald Trump. When he was 18, @BarackObama was Barry Soweto. Weird.
That’s a nice thing to say about someone whose father abandoned him, instead of handing him a New York real estate empire. Anyway, our turn: When Barack Obama was 47, he was elected President of the United States. When Donald Trump was 47, he was bankrupt. Weird. (Not really.)