Tuesday, February 08, 2011

Christine O’Donnell Finally Launches PAC To Pay Her Mortgage & Pizza Bills

Poor little witch girl Christine O’Donnell never has any money. It sucks, because you need money to do stuff, like pay rent or buy ladybug costumes. So Christine figured out she could just run for various political offices she’ll never ever win, and then old wingnuts who “think she’s cute” will send her money, which can then be used at the grocery or the mall or wherever — pretty much anyplace that takes money in exchange for goods and services!

Sadly, the end of yet another failed campaign means the donations dry up. Luckily, Christine heard of this scam called the “Political Action Committee,” which is basically a PayPal directly to your overdrafted basic checking account. READ MORE »

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