Friday, April 20, 2012

Mitt Romney Hosted A Lovely Totalitarian Loyalty-Pledge Party Today

That Mitt Romney was such a care-free goofball when he was trying to win the nomination, never asking anything of anybody. He would like to thank all of those friendly folks across the country who turned his lil’ old aw-shucks candidacy into the powerhouse that it is today. Good times. But guess what? That primary phase is all over. From here on out, YOU WILL OBEY MITT ROMNEY OR DIE. HAVE YOU SIGNED THE PLEDGE, SLAVE? READ MORE »

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