Monday, December 05, 2011

WND Bible Nut OKs Bachmann Presidency ‘Cause of ‘No Real Men Left’

Many of you were probably under the impression that Michele Bachmann’s rapid flame-out in the GOP presidential field was due to her manifest mental illness, but our pals over at World Nut Daily have an as-always important alternate interpretation of the obvious, ready for it?: the fringe end of the American Jesus people spectrum that make up her base realized, after some initial excitement, that it was much too sinful to support someone with lady parts for President.

BUT WAIT. Now that Great Wingnut Hope Herman Cain has exiled himself from the race in shame over his megalomaniac sex creep proclivities and all of the other male candidates basically suck, our WND Bible scholar has officially ruled it permissible for evangelicals to tap into humanity’s reserve of second-string players, “women.” READ MORE »

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