Wednesday, December 07, 2011

New Rick Perry Ad Warns Obama Letting Gays Rob Children of Christmas

Only a genius with an IQ of 500 like Rick Perry could finally fit the puzzle pieces together in what can be called the great Da Vinci Code riddle of our time: why did Barack Obama really want to allow gays to openly serve in the military?

So that “our kids can’t openly celebrate Christmas” is Rick Perry’s somewhat counter-intuitive solution to this mystery according to his new campaign ad, but then again, special relativity is sort of counter-intuitive too, isn’t it? Oh, Rick Perry, don’t kid. We all know the reason you figured it out so fast is because you also hate Christmas. Incriminating evidence after the jump! READ MORE »

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