Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Obama is "the Antichrist"

US Headlines - Mobile, Alabama. Soccer Mom Sue Perstitoustwit is the kind of woman who would normally take her kids to school and do the housework while waiting for her redneck husband to come home. But last month she decided to start a campaign to oust the "Antichrist" President, Barack Obama.

She said, "He drives a car called 'The Beast'. His voting district has the number 666. He's black. And Muslim too."

At this point in the interview, Mrs Perstitioustwit was told that President Obama was not a Muslim. She continued, "It doesn't matter if he is or not. He's the Antichrist, and I'm just praying for the end-times, so that God can send him to hell."

Mrs Perstitiouswit has recruited her fellow Christians in the southern states of America, and have planned a "million white man march" to force Mr Obama to leave office. So far, at least 3000 people have signed up, almost all of them white.

She then said, "I have a dream, that one day we will be able to live in a country where a president is judged not by the colour of his skin, but by whether he is the Antichrist or not."

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