When we were in high school we had a friend who claimed his family
was really tight with Morgan Freeman’s, and he’d tell us all kinds of
hilarious stories about the good times he’d had, just hanging out with
Morgan Freeman and having all kinds of deep talks wherein Morgan would
generously give him sage advice on how to handle the various challenges
in his life. Except THEN it turned out that he had been lying the whole
time and he was super embarrassed. See, this is why our friend from
high school is a better person than Mitt Romney, who tells similarly
ridiculous lies all the time and then doesn’t even pretend to be
embarrassed. Like how he’s been running around saying that he was really
good friends with Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyatu. But then
Vanity Fair ASKED Binyamin Netanyahu about his good friend Mittens, and
Bibi was all like “who? Oh THAT guy.”
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