In a freak scheduling error Obama/Biden, McCain/Palin and Palin's "First Dude" are grouped together backstage at the last Presidential Debate.
Obama thinking it would be funny does a "Moe Howard" on McCain's head.
McCain in a rage hit's Obama over the head with a Teleprompter, killing Obama.
Biden rushes McCain and subdues him only to be shot and killed by Palin after she grabs her 9mm Glock from the diaper bag held by the "First Dude.
McCain and Palin are arrested leaving Ralph Nader a clear path to the Presidency.
Seeing that Ralph could actually win it, he resigns as a candidate saying, "if I can't be ignored I will not run."
The Youth Voter Movement and Big Kids Bicycle Party write in Pee Wee Herman on the ballots.
Pee wee wins in a landslide.
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Ralph Nader then goes on a college speaking tour railing against the NRA for lax gun laws and the Klecko Teleprompter Co. for their unsafe product that has a record of killing consumers.
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