McCain the Pimp

Betty Bowers, America' Best Christian

I don’t know if it is because of all the Botox that Pan-Am stewardess lookalike and rich, bored voracious pill-popper Cindy got him to try, but it a bit hard to tell when John McCain is joking (especially with that creepy, too-late, too-long, denture-addled “I just made a funny and a poppy in my Depends!” laugh of his).

After all, the basic theme of his acceptance speech tonight was that when he booked out of the Hanoi Hilton he was no longer about his ego and selfish needs, but only about serving America.

As a patriotic American, I find it disturbing that America apparently encouraged him to abandon his sick, devoted wife and throw himself into a flurry of protracted sexual, extramarital affairs until he found someone nubile and rich enough to pay for his ambitions! Honestly, it makes you question America (“USA! USA! USA! USA!”) when she inspires such base, unseemly and selfish behavior!