Headline writers across America rejoiced last week, as they were finally able to use those hammer puns they've been saving up. "Hammer gets Nailed"; "Hammer Falls"; "Hammer takes a Hit"; and the ever-creative "Hammer hammered." That's right, Tom DeLay got indicted. I'm sure you're shocked.
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen." Samuel Adams, (1722-1803)
Monday, October 03, 2005
The Top 10 Conservative Idiots (No. 216)
October 3, 2005 · The Hammer Falls Edition
Headline writers across America rejoiced last week, as they were finally able to use those hammer puns they've been saving up. "Hammer gets Nailed"; "Hammer Falls"; "Hammer takes a Hit"; and the ever-creative "Hammer hammered." That's right, Tom DeLay got indicted. I'm sure you're shocked.
Headline writers across America rejoiced last week, as they were finally able to use those hammer puns they've been saving up. "Hammer gets Nailed"; "Hammer Falls"; "Hammer takes a Hit"; and the ever-creative "Hammer hammered." That's right, Tom DeLay got indicted. I'm sure you're shocked.
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