"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen." Samuel Adams, (1722-1803)
Tuesday, January 28, 2014
Wendy's Wants Consumers To Know It's Fine With Gays, Disapproves Of Interracial Marriage
DUBLIN, OH—Responding to Chick-fil-A CEO Dan Cathy's recent
controversial admission of the company's donations to antigay groups, a
statement from competing fast food chain Wendy’s let consumers know
Monday that it has long supported same-sex couples and only harbors
strong objections to interracial marriage. "It's important that Wendy’s
customers know our restaurant proudly stands by the right of all
Americans to marry whomever they choose, so long as it isn't someone of a
different race,” said spokeswoman Jenna Knox, adding that while Wendy’s
has always backed pro-gay legislation, it found miscegenation "an
abominable offense to God’s will." "Just like our founder Dave Thomas,
we dream of living in an America where two loving people of the same sex
can freely wed, provided of course that both people are also of the
same race, and that no black, Asian, Latin American, or other
non-European heritage is allowed to de-purify the white racial
bloodline." Following the Wendy’s statement, executives from Jack in the
Box confirmed that they too had always supported gay rights and the
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