Happy BENGHAZIIII!!!!1! Day, everyone. At long last, it’s here — the
day children wait for all year, trying to be good and leaving out
cookies before they go to bed in the hopes that Republicans will come in
the dead of night to bring them tax cuts and transvaginal ultrasounds
and the headbanded head of Hillary Clinton on a stick. Hooray!
And who is playing jolly St. Prick today? Why, it’s Rep. Darrell Issa, boys and girls! The car robber and arsonist
who is now serving in Congress because Republicans are tough on crime
but only sometimes, like if your crime in being not-white or something?
Yes! The very same! The asshole who invented the car alarm, which does
not actually prevent anyone from stealing anything but just annoys
everyone within a 10-mile radius?
Yes, that guy! The guy who is chairman of the House Government and Oversight Committee and likes to do investigations to America, but only the ones that “fit the narrative” and/or will “be good theater”? YES, THAT’S THE ASSHOLE WE’RE TALKING ABOUT, HOW MANY DARRELL ISSAS IN CONGRESS COULD THERE BE? READ MORE »
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