Beloved nut Michele Bachmann, whom we mostly picture these days as a wee
Roomba whirring around on the carpet of her House offices sucking up
dropped pain pills, is having some legal problems lately. Have you
heard? The chief justice of the Iowa Supreme Court will name
an independent investigator to look at claims she illegally hired Iowa
state Sen. Kent Sorenson to work for her failed (in the political not
the comedy sense) presidential campaign.
This allegation was recently
backed up by her former staffer Andy Parrish with an affidavit
along the lines of, “yeah, she knew about it.” The situation is
apparently Quite Serious because “hella campaign finance violations,”
and the stress is taking such a toll on Michele Bachmann that Michele
Bachmann claimed during a House speech that Michele Bachmann voted against spending cuts out of fear they would hurt the poor. Shit is serious. READ MORE »
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