"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen." Samuel Adams, (1722-1803)
Tuesday, October 30, 2012
Mitt Romney Can Kiss Chris Christie’s Fat Ass
A harried-looking New Jersey Governor Chris Christie showed up
on Fox & Friends this morning, and the concerned geniuses there
immediately got to the important question, while he explained the
massive destruction all around him: Would he be having a nice photo op
of the devastation of his state with Republican standardbearer His Lord
High Hairgel Mittens of Romney? “Hmmm,” said Chris Christie, “no, I
think I would prefer it if ol’ Mittens ate a dick instead!” (Direct
quote.) Then he gay-married Barack Obama for being awesome at
government! READ MORE »
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