Mitt Romney got his ass handed to him last night, but to be fair, sometimes he handed himself his own ass, like when he claimed that Syria was Iran’s “route to the sea”
and also, most of the other times that he opened his mouth and words
came out. (Maybe the moderator could have helped him out by asking a
question about the Cayman Islands? Last we heard, those are
foreign!) ANYWAY, probably the finest of these non-self-inflicted
ass-handing moments came when Romney was comparing today’s military to
the military of the early 20th century, arguing that Obama was going to
leave America unsafe forever and ever by refusing to give the Navy a
bunch of ships they never asked for. Obama replied that yeah, he’s going
to give them fewer ships, because DUH, they use fewer ships, and also,
fewer horses and bayonets, IDIOT. This, however, hurt Fox News’
feelings, as it is apparently still remembering with longing 1917 in
Flanders Fields. And it also hurt the feelings of this one serviceman
who Tweeted at Fox News that we still do use bayonets in the military!
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