Why is hero Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker, recently seen bitching that
the governor’s three-times-median-household-income salary just isn’t enough cheddar, being blamed just because his awesome economic policies of “fire everyone” have made his state plumb last
in job growth? (Koch economic policies are obviously THE GREATEST
economic policies, and every state should have more of them.) Does not
everyone understand that if this is not Barack Obama’s fault, then it is
the fault of the Union Thugz he fired,
for protesting him? (That is a true thing Scott Walker said: that the
mighty Wisconsin protests last year caused businesses to have
“uncertainty,” thus forcing them to fire all their workers and flee the
state.)
Well, since nobody will believe him about that, Scott Walker has
decided to do things a little more out-of-the-box: instead of
being enslaved by these fuddy-duddy old-and-busted Department of Labor
statistics, he is going to make up his own! So now his employment
numbers will be slightly above zero, instead of slightly below! Does this change everything? THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING. Tell us about it, Forbes! READ MORE »
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