Space commander Newt Gingrich has issued a
special sad secret video
communique from space with terrifying news from the future: “I want to
take this opportunity to give you an insider advance notice that…” —
WHAT IS IT, WE HATE SUSPENSE — “…on Wednesday, I’ll be officially
suspending the campaign.” Oh no, that is terrible. We were praying for
“massive comets are hurtling toward Earth,” to avoid the rest of the
general election season.
But commander, some have noticed that the flag displayed in your message as seen in the screen grab above is on the wrong side, according to Title 36
of the United States Code that specifies that flags hanging from a
staff must be on the “speaker’s right as he faces the audience.” WHAT
DOES IT MEAN? READ MORE »
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