Michele Bachmann Campaign Down To Hobo Beans and Charles Manson Fans

The dimming dollar-store bulb of Michele Bachmann’s “energy-efficient fluorescent bulbs are socialist” presidential campaign is down to a stack of leftover informational pamphlets, a couple of desperate spam emails begging for “emergency” money and, uh, some guy who thanked Michele Bachmann for running so that he doesn’t have to vote for “next best thing” dead serial killer psychopath Charles Manson for President. This is according to an actual “news report,” although we could probably have made this up with much the same result. Sometimes the tragicomedy writes itself! READ MORE »