Rick Perry Will Cancel Air Travel In Texas To Keep TSA Hands Off His Butt

It is Election Season, which means that every legislative agenda item across America is now required to pointlessly pander to everyone’s weirdest fears by passing laws against stupid things like “saying Sharia Law while riding an escalator” or “explaining to children that gay people exist.” But Texas, because it is Bigger at Everything, wants to do ”unconstitutional” for extra points. Gov. Rick Perry has taken an abandoned state law banning TSA pat-downs and put it back on a special legislative session agenda that only he gets to create, even though a U.S. Attorney sent a letter to lawmakers warning that they are not allowed to block federal law and let terrorists fly on planes just because Rick Perry is afraid of someone touching his butt. READ MORE »