Thursday, March 10, 2011

Peter King ‘Reveals’ Foreign Terrorists Are Trying To Assassinate Him

Rep. Peter King (R-Xenophobia) is finally starting up his very special hearings today, in which he calls before his committee a bunch of Muslims so King, an IRA terrorist, can be filmed telling them their religion is pure murder. But that’s not all! To sweeten the spectacle, King “revealed” to Politico that he has been under “police protection” for months “because of an overseas threat against him.” And Politico is like, “Cool!

We’ll print that word for word! Want us to stick any other obvious lies in there?” And Peter King was like, “Yes. Write that the Muslims have increased my penis size a full four inches and now people pay attention to me.” READ MORE »

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