Michelle Obama Will Take Over U.S. Military, Next Read more at Wonkette: Wonkette — The D.C. Gossip

Here’s America’s beloved first lady Michelle Obama, who is apparently so popular that she was slammed by both the Drudge Report and shameless convention-center clown Sarah Palin within the same 24 hour period. So what’s she telling this Army Man/”Naval lieutenant commander,” how to vote in November if he doesn’t want to be transferred to Siberia? READ MORE »