NEW YORK - (PTSD News) - Fox's Bill O'Reilly went on the offensive against President Obama's plans to send more troops to Afghanistan. "We have a war raging in this country, the war against Christmas" O'Reilly said, "Yet Obama sends troops to Afghanistan, where everyone knows the War to save Christmas is lost. Christmas has never prevailed there, yet Obama sends good troops after bad."
"I am not surprised at all Obama is deliberately losing this war," said Sean Hannity, "after all, what does a foreign born Muslim care about the baby Jesus?" "This is much worse than Bush sending the National Guard to Iraq," said Rush Limbaugh, "because we only lost New Orleans back then. But now Obama is causing us to lose the most important and holy holiday of the year."
"I weep when I think of the Christ child being ripped out of the arms of our school children," said Glenn Beck, "and once Christmas is crushed, Obama and the liberals will rip the heart out of the Easter bunny." Beck is organizing a group called the "Holy Xmasers" to protest at Obama town hall meetings. "This movement will be so big it will make the Tea Partyers seem like a tea party," Beck said.
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