The Top 10 Conservative Idiots, No. 268

November 13, 2006 - Hate Mailbag Special

This week's Top 10 Conservative Idiots pretty much boils down to this:

WE WON!

YOU LOST!

GET OVER IT!

Yup, that's pretty much the extent of it. Santorum lost. Allen lost. Steele lost. Harris Lost. Burns lost. Talent lost. And on, and on, and on. What more can I say?

So this week only, in celebration of the grand Democratic victory last Tuesday, I thought it might be fun to do something a little different. The DU Hate Mailbag hasn't been updated in more than a year, so last week I went through the past year's email and picked out some choice missives from our friends on the right, who, in retrospect, may have been a little over-confident about their 2006 election prospects. These are real emails sent to Democratic Underground over the past year, and they have not been edited in any way, although the names have been changed to protect the ignorant. Except for Phil Parlock and, er, Dick Cheney.

Oh, and if you've never read the Hate Mailbag before, be warned that it does contain some extreme vulgarity. Okay, you've been warned. Enjoy!