ROVE DISGUISED SELF AS FEMALE HOOKER, TRADED SEX ACTS FOR LANDRIEU VOTES
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Reliable sources report White House political advisor Karl Rove disguised himself as a heavy-set, street-level female prostitute and traded sex acts for Landrieu votes in New Orleans on Saturday. Other sources claimed the RNC funded the covert trip, writing off the expense on the books as "Fact-Finding Golf Trip to Scotland." President Bush personally selected Rove's outfit, said a high-ranking official.
Other well-placed sources said political blogger Matt Drudge worked the gay vote in the French Quarter for Landrieu, reportedly gaining 20+ votes for Landrieu and earning himself $45 and a bunch of leftover Mardi Grad beads in the process. "Everyone knows Matt was out there doing it," said one person, "He was running around wearing a sign around his neck reading 'Polling Station' and letting guys do him in the bathroom."
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