From This Irishman, To You........

May those who love us love us.

And those that don't love us,

May God turn their hearts.

And if He doesn't turn their hearts,

May he turn their ankles,

So we'll know them by their limping.

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May the enemies of Ireland never meet a friend.

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Here's a toast to your enemies' enemies!

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When we drink, we get drunk.

When we get drunk, we fall asleep.

When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.

When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.

So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!

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Here's to our wives and girlfriends: May they never meet!